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Yo mama so fat... She eats Wheat Thicks!
http://www.ahajokes.com/ym01.html
Marines and the Police
The Marines were backing-up LAPD on a call that someone had broken into a store. At the scene, the cop told the Marines to "cover" him as he approched the store (to police, "cover" means to point your weapons in the direction of the threat, to Marines it means lay down a base of fire!). The Marines promptly laid down a base of fire. The Marines fired 178 rounds before they stopped shooting. The thief, probably a little scared at this point, called 911 and reported, "They're shooting at me!".
http://www.ahajokes.com/war020.html ((click here to return up top)
You've Changed my Mind
Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t."
http://www.ahajokes.com/law020.html
Pigeon Flying in Sky
The baby started to cry. "What's wrong?" said the mother. "I don't want to be pigeon towed!"
http://www.ahajokes.com/pun64.html
Confucius say... Man who sit on tack get point!
http://funnybox.com/oneliners_show.php?table=confucius
Batman and Robin (Click to enlarge)
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